A LITTLE BLACK DRESS !!

this made me laugh.........picture this we've popped to matalan as Claire has birthday money to spend.........

"ooh look claire this little black velvet dress is lovely why don't you try it on"
"oh ok"
we head to the changing rooms where claire puts the dress on and pulls back the curtain.
"claire that looks lovely, doesn't it Ester (claires friend)
"does it"
curtain closes!
conversation now continues through curtain...
"claire have your friends got any birthday parties coming up it would be lovely for one of those"
"no, there all in May l think"
mmmmm"what about a school disco is that coming up soon?"
"don't know - they havent said"
air of dis-interest l feel and think well shes obviously not bothered so l'll not comment anymore.Just then..
"oh oh l know where l can where this dress"
"oh good where?"
"a funeral..........it is black"
LOL .... "claire your not going to a funeral"
"oh yer"..........LOL
after all that, she didn't buy the dress and can you believe she got up today and said she wished she'd have brought the dress now !!