The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
posted by Tracie @ 3:33 PM
2 Comments:
These really made me laugh!
One of the bloopers on my last church newsheet said,
"Come over the road for coffee where we all get to one another!!" Really enjoyed seeing you the other day - to be continued... xx
They are so funny, I like the one about the low self esteem group!
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