Can l have an appointment please ?

Yesterday l tried to make a doctors appointment for myself; l rang the surgery and asked if l could have an appointment with either of two doctors. The receptionist said, Sorry havent got any pre-bookable appointments left.............deadly silence..............so l said ok any doctor will do............sorry nothing available.............eerrmm when can l get one then? Is it an emergency.......No..........well you'll have to book first thing in the morning.......... only not tommorrow or Thursday as we've got flu-clinics...............you could try Friday morning, one of the doctors you wanted will be in that day but l can't guarantee an appointment l'm afraid, failing that the other specified doctor will be in on Monday but again l can't guarantee an appointment then either. Is it me or is the world going crazy - l just want an appointment not urgent; but obviously would like to see a doctor at some point?It reminded me of the sketch from Little Britain "Computer says NO"